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The Poop Song

from It's Probably Fine by Stop Karen

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When you love someone so much, you write a song to keep them regular

lyrics

You're a poopy girl and you're pooping real hard
And you're pooping now like a movie star and
Your bowel movements make me horny

When you're taking a dump, you know it smells real bad
But I like the smell, it really makes me glad and
I just wish you'd let me watch you

And I fantasize about the way you look
When you're on the can and you poop, poop, poop
And I bet you look like a queen on that toilet

And sometimes when you walk into a public bathroom
I'll follow you into the stall next to you and
Stare at your ankles while we're squeezing out mud monkeys

And I keep a log of every time you poop
I write it all down in my little brown book
And sometimes I worry about your regularity

So I slip a little fiber in your cup each day
I want your poop to come out okay
And those big ones hurt my asshole too

Your poop
Your poop
Your poop
Your motherfucking poop
Your poop
Your poop
Your poop
Your motherfucking poop

And I dream about this perfect world
Where we poop together then flush then swirl
And we watch it go down those drains

And I know it probably will never happen
Maybe we'll meet someday in poop heaven
And share a cold one while we're squeezing out a hot one

Your poop
Your poop
Your poop
Your motherfucking poop
Your poop
Your poop
Your poop
Your motherfucking poop
Yeah

credits

from It's Probably Fine, released February 2, 2020
Lyrics, guitar, vocals - Brennan Waters
Ukulele and vocals - Katie McEntire
Bass - Molly Porter
Drums and vocals - Kat Kellermeyer

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Stop Karen Salt Lake City, Utah

Stop Karen is Zooey Deschanel's chubby redneck cousin six beers into a house party.

We're also a four- piece indie/folk/punk jello salad from Salt Lake City.

Current members as of May 2021:
Katie McEntire: songwriter/uke/vox , she/her
Brennan Waters: songwriter/bass/vox , he/him
Molly Porter: guitar/vox/songwriting muse , they/them
Kat Kellermeyer: drums/vox , they/them
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